One. That’s right—I’m back. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. Oh. Go figure. Mostly because he can’t see over it. Hang on tight. Rated a+ for entertainment value. Oh, and one more thing. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so. Even if that means risking my own neck.
Drunk Driving: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 3 #ad - One. And she just showed up on my doorstep looking like a hooker at a ho parade. So what am i supposed to do? turn her away and look like an asshole? This whole “being a good person thing” isn’t as easy as it’s cracked up to be. Right?so now i’m determined to do just that and prove to everyone on this island that I’m a decent guy.
Drunk on a Boat: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 2New Island Press #ad - So, i'm Drunk. There's more action, more profanity, more adventure, and more ass-kicking. Be honest. Sweet, right? it's seven million dollars or your ex's life. You'd keep the seven million dollars. So let's assume you hate them from the depths of your soul. Line up the tequila shots, right?Not your problem?Now stay with me for a second.
This is a judgment-free zone. What would you do if your ex got abducted?Remember, they're an ex for a reason. Rated r for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Am i right?Yeah, me too. Rated a+ for entertainment value. Word to the wise. While this story can stand on its own two feet, it'll make more sense if you start with my first story, Drunk on a Plane.
Drunk on a Boat: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 2 #ad - I hate my ex. You do the math. And i have seven million dollars in my bank account. What if you were the only person who could save their life? Then would you save them? We are talking about another human being's life, after all. Now, imagine you have seven million dollars in your bank account.
Drunk on the Job: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 4New Island Press #ad - It happened to my boss, Artie Balladares. Poor fucker. Even if that meant sleeping with the enemy. I'm always willing to take one for the team. If you wanna know what went down, Daniel Terrence Drunk and my octogenarian best buddy Al, then follow me, on another wild and crazy ride. Rated r for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark.
And i was prepared to do just that. Now, i'm not gonna ruin the story and tell you everything that went down, but as head of security at Artie's Caribbean resort, it was my JOB to protect him at all costs. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. I mean, not war, make love, right?Right.
Drunk on the Job: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 4 #ad - So, here we go. What time was that, you ask? Well, let’s just say he was focused on bigger more voluptuous matters. And it couldn't have happened at a worse time. You'd wanna retaliate, right?Yeah. While i’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, Drunk on a Boat, or Drunk Driving, if you haven’t read Drunk on a Plane, you might wanna start there.
Oh, and one more thing.
Drunk on a Plane: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 1New Island Press #ad - I promise you, you won't be disappointed. Rated r for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. And i'm on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. Here's the abbreviated version. Except, there's only one problem. I'm riding solo. It's a really long story, and if you don't mind, I'd prefer to leave it at that.
Really? you must know? Fine, I get it. But not in a good way. So if you're interested in a bit of caribbean flavored action and adventure, and a kick-ass ending, a dash of unapologetic profanity, with a hint of sexual tension, then this is your book. If you're looking for the next best piece of literature since - oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don't know shit about good literature.
Drunk on a Plane: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 1 #ad - Get the picture? Good. But that's not what this story is about. You're the nosey type. If you really wanna know. Rated a+ for entertainment value. There. But if that's what you're looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain't that. If, however, you're like me and just looking for a good time, then I'm your fella.
Mango Motel: A Mango Bob Adventure#ad - Together they dig into the underbelly of Florida's east coast while trying their best to avoid bullets and mayhem. And if he doesn't find the guy, the trouble could be a lot worse. She wants him to track down a mystery man and doesn't want her husband to find out about it. To complicate matters, Walker partners up with a hot-tempered redhead looking for the same man.
But when he gets a call from the wife of a Key West crime boss asking for a favor, he knows he can't refuse. If he does, Walker could be in serious trouble. Living near the beach in his RV with his cat, Walker just wants to relax and savor the good life in Florida. Ride along with walker and his cat, Mango Bob, as they try to avoid trouble that seems to follow them everywhere they go.
Mango Motel: A Mango Bob Adventure #ad - A fun read.
Lucky Break Lucky John Adventures Book 1Sunday Dinner Press #ad - Fans of travis mcgee, wayne stinnett, and Randy Wayne White will love Lucky John and his friends' misadventures in the Gulf Coast. Pick up a copy of this edge of your seat, fun-soaked adventure today! Drinks, girls, and good times take a backseat to trouble, though, when 'Lucky John' as the papers dubbed him finds himself entangled in a murder investigation that might send the luckiest man in the world down the river for a crime he didn't commit.
Lucky Break Lucky John Adventures Book 1 #ad - One good deed can change everythingafter saving a woman from an armed robber at a truck stop, former soldier John Lucky is more than happy to take her number, even if she does print it out on a lottery ticket. He's even more happy when that ticket wins the lottery and he can take himself and his Army bud Davey down to Florida so they can live the good life in the paradise that is the Gulf Coast.
Lucky Draw Lucky John Adventures Book 2Sunday Dinner Press #ad - One good hand can change everythingfresh off saving the day in his new hometown of Bonita Springs, Florida, John Lucky is met with a familiar face from his past as well as an offer he can't refuse. Grab the next installment in the thrilling Lucky John Adventure series now! Now, with a mission that sends him onboard the most exclusive poker ship in the world, Lucky John is met with twists and turns that'll make him question everything he thinks he knows.
. If he survives at all.
Mango Bay: A Mango Bob Adventure#ad - Mango bay, the latest novel in the Mango Bob series by Bill Myers. Laugh out loud funny, filled with zany characters living life in a sleepy beach town on Florida's west coast. Take an unemployed computer hacker living in an rv on the beach in Florida, a pot smuggling granny, Oscar the wiener dog, a cranky cat named Mango Bob, and a once famous Hollywood movie star out to reclaim lost glory.
Put them all together in a clothing optional trailer park, along with a clumsy meth cook and a larcenous park manager. Add in a budding romance, a slow boat chase up the Intracoastal waterway, and what do you get? Mango Bay! .
Mango Glades: A Mango Bob Adventure#ad - But trouble seems to find them wherever they go. Walker's agreed to take the lovely and recently single Doctor Joy to the Oasis Ranger Station in the Everglades. It's supposed to be an easy trip, just down and back. But doctor joy has plans for Walker that involve a lot more than just a drive into the Everglades.
An ex-boyfriend, and a skunk ape?ride along on another fun romp in the Mango Bob series, poachers, one you won't want to miss! . Traveling across florida in a motorhome, Walker and his cat, Mango Bob, are enjoying a laid back lifestyle while trying to stay out of trouble.
Mango Lucky Mango Bob Book 2#ad - So he packs up his motorhome, aka 'the love bus', and heads off to Florida's Treasure Coast in search of long lost gold from the Spanish Fleet wreck of 1715. His hunt for treasure finds more than he could ever imagine. Filled with likable characters, a believable story and a surprise ending. No matter what he does, he comes out a winner.
A mystery woman, a magical dog, and maybe another pot of gold. Join walker and his bobtail cat in this rollicking adventure set in the Sunshine State. He's won the lottery, found a pot of gold, and met the perfect woman. John walker — recently divorced and living in a motorhome near the beach in Florida — seems to be on a lucky streak.
Mango Lucky Mango Bob Book 2 #ad - . His perfect woman 'needs her space' and suggests he take a vacation - without her. But good luck often comes with complications.
Mango Crush: A Mango Bob Adventure#ad - Traveling across florida in a motorhome, enjoying a laidback lifestyle while trying to stay out of trouble. She says they'll be on the road for a week, so he better bring some wine because she's no fun when she's sober. But this is Florida and things rarely go as planned. A fun read. Ride along as walker and his cat, travel across Florida in their motorhome, Mango Bob, trying to avoid trouble that seems to show up around every curve.
No way he can turn her down, so he loads up his motorhome and heads out. One that will change his life forever. Soon walker finds himself in a different kind of hunt. Walker and Mango Bob are at it again. But trouble never seems to be far. Especially when it involves women. In mango crush, walker gets an early morning call from the mysterious but lovely Abby - aka the Goat Girl - asking him to drive across the state to pick her up in St Augustine.